Am I the Only One?

My friend just became the owner of two hamsters (more power to her, I really have no luck with them). Then, she made a myspace page for them.

Am I the only one who finds this odd? A lot of Tallulah's friends (the only hamster name I recall at the moment) are also hamsters with myspace pages. There seems to be a trend.

I think I will make one for my dog. His profile will say bi, because all dogs like it both ways. Then, it will say, "I'm nearly 7, but act 2. I am looking for a home with people who appreciate me and are willing to put up with my shit." Then he will post a few pictures of himself.

• "This is me in the snow."
• "This is me in the grass."
• "This is me sleeping."
• "This is me sleeping again."

In the about me section, he will say, "I enjoy barking at nothing, loudly, late at night. I am afraid of loud noises; these can be anything from a firecracker to a motorcycle. Loud noises scare me so much, I want nothing more than to be under my master's legs, where I can shake uncontrollably. I do not care if there is a door between him and I. I will dig my way through that door. I also enjoy peeing in the bathroom. I have not yet made it to the toilet, and only go on the carpet, but I have hopes that one day, I will be able to go where the master does." (It's my belief that if the master hit the toilet better, then this wouldn't be a problem.) He will go on to say, "I am NOT a virgin! YES! But it's been years since I've been around any bitches. I am looking for a steady relationship."

Ok, see, now I've really gone overboard. Maybe that is how it started--as a joke, and soon it turned into the thing to do!

Well, I'm not havin' it. I'm not. That's just too much work.